
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.



let’s invent a game called “infomercial”
when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
twinkle twinkle ringo starr
you are a drummer yes you are
up as high as lucy in the sky
with john paul and georgie by your side
twinkle twinkle ringo starr
LORDY LORDY PICCA BENNICOFF
olgg:
adele wins an oscar
a distance scream is heard
she’s not even an actress leo cries
he doesnt mean it screams benedict cumberbatch
‘I’m so sorry’, adds Tom Hiddleston
fuck you i won a bafta yells martin freeman
I’m Iron Man shouts Robert Downy Jr,
I’m Robert Downey Jr. shouts Tony Stark
AND I’M JAVERT. DO NOT FORGET MY NAME sings Russell Crowe.
ASSHSJGJLGSJJDGFSDJKFLXFKXYSQKcesehhazTfsEjjofeolgsasddahdakobcasddafkk ASDFGHKL!!!!!!!!!!!
You know how the Cavern Liveblog was all doom, gloom and alcohol?
IT TURNED ROUND. THE MOFO TURNED ITS BAD SELF AROUND AND I DON’T EVEN FULL DETAILS TO FOLLOW I NEED WATER FIRST
Let’s all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name “fire place”.
You should be able to buy a TARDIS tea light holder that comes with a candle snuffer tool that looks like a Dalek so you can EXTERMINATE the flame